While they certainly look like much more fun to attend, the Golden Globes are always in the Oscars’ shadow for some inexplicable reason. Just because the awards are decided by only 93 bribe-happy drunks. Just because the awards were banned from network broadcast for 7 years because they are so crooked. Just because Pia Zadora’s husband bought her a Best Newcomer award. Just because Sony was able to buy a nomination for the putrid The Tourist just last year.
But, here at P.C.H.A., we obviously have no standards, so let’s break down the winners.
The Dilemma
David Simon Cowell
