Texas Rangers Demystification Day: Derek Holland

Welcome to Texas Rangers Demystification Day, in which we have a little fun with the franchise that’s getting the full sainthood treatment from writers and broadcasters. We hope you stick around!

Derek Holland is the worst.

Awesome. What a crackerjack sense of humor on that one. The world definitely needs more Will Ferrell-impersonating-Harry-Caray impersonations. It’s a gaping hole in our cultural fabric. Also, more ironic mustaches.

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