At tomorrow’s Super Bowl, there is going to be a halftime tribute to Ronald Reagan. And then the Black-Eyed Peas will play. I mean…for real? Is there anything else they could possibly come up with to make this halftime more awful? Can we involve Oprah and Gwyneth Paltrow somehow? How about a one-act play involving the combined casts of Outsourced and Mike & Molly, performing a script by Tucker Max?