When news came from on high (Steven Spielbeg’s desk) last week that a sequel is in the works for Spielberg’s little-loved The Adventures of Tintin, one question became immediately crucial: will there be a sequel to Spielberg’s other little loved December film?
I speak…of course…of WAR HORSE.
And damn right there will be a sequel.
After the jump, we contribute our best ideas for the inevitable WAR HORSE follow-up. Competent PhotoShopping — a rarity on this site — courtesy of @Arriaga_II
Hey guys. It’s your friendly neighborhood Dilemma here. Because The Academy saw fit to nominate so many seemingly terrible movies in major categories this year, I’ve got some catching up to do before the Oscars telecast. I know my responsibilities as a blogger, and it’s my obligation to have appropriate ammunition with which to judge and mock the Academy Awards. It’s how I do.
So I hope you’ll join me in my quest to catch up on all of 2011′s most celebrated, awful-looking films. We start with the one…the only…
WAR HORSE! Huh. Whoa whoa whoa yeah
What is he good for?
Absolutely nothing. Good God.
What happens when the bravest man in battle…..isn’t even a man?? WARHORSE. Coming to theaters December 2011.
Are you ready to give the Kaiser night-mares? WARHORSE. From Dreamworks SKG and Reliance Entertainment.
When you really need to whinny the battle: WARHORSE. Galloping into a theater near you.