Things That Brett Favre Might Have Whispered to Tony Romo After Yesterday’s Game

Hey Tone, Peter King tweeted me that you didn’t lead the league in smiles this year. Everything OK?

You know how with less than two minutes left and a 24-point lead, we went for it on 4th-and-3 and I threw a deep touchdown pass? That was only ‘cause I love this game so goshdarned much.

This is kind of a secret, but the truth is, I’ve choked almost as many times as you in the playoffs. But because I throw my arms in the air, sprint down the field and leap into my receivers’ arms after every touchdown pass, no one’s noticed.

Psst, you remember how a couple days after my Dad died, I came out on Monday night football and played an awesome game? Well, I always hated that fucker when he was alive.

Listen, me and the wife are in room 1205 at the Four Seasons if you and Jessica want to stop by. As long as Jess doesn’t mind a little stubble burn on her thighs, if you know what I’m saying.

Just keep this between you and me for now, but I’m thinking about retiring after the season.

I see you.

Advertisements

Leave a comment

Filed under Sports Has AIDS, The Dilemma

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s