On the heels of the State of Union, I was certain that the Congress and the President, the Republicans and the Democrats would bury the hatchet of a tough year and put aside petty differences to try to better the lives of the American people. Unfortunately, Barack Obama continues to be an asshole. A toxic combination of the ineffectiveness of Jimmy Carter, the totalitarian tendencies of Chairman Mao and the mendacity of Bill Clinton, he has a level of commitment to the total destruction of the American way of life that only comes with being a sleeper agent for the Muslims (not any particular group, just Muslims). And it isn’t even the big stuff – to wit:
What? Does this guy hate mom, apple pie, and girl-on-girl porn too? For the second time in his mistakeistration, Obama has seen fit to bash Sin City. I mean, it’s OK to suggest that we tighten our belt as long as you don’t mean it, but it’s ridiculous to suggest that going to Las Vegas is wasteful. Just because it’s an energy-sucking city built in the middle of the desert, whose main draw is gambling, expensive dinners and strip clubs doesn’t mean it is an indulgence. Let’s let the good people of the Las Vegas Chamber of Commerce show how wrong Obama is:
What A Freakin’ Re-Re
Not only did Mr. Obama put the day-to-day affairs of his administration in the hands of a Jew, but Rahm Emanuel also has the audacity to believe that Congressman should not be “slow or limited in intellectual development”. What, Joe Lieberman doesn’t deserve a paycheck in Obama’s Amerika? The mentally challenged are people too, goddamnit! Better them than godless socialists trying to redistribute the wealth to…well, the people I guess, but they’re even more fucking retarded than Congress. I’m just thankful that Trig Palin isn’t old enough to hear such hateful language, and that he wouldn’t have understood it in any case. And that the Democratic Party is filled with such goody-two-shoes that they’d rather leak an offhand comment in a closed door meeting that stings their sensitive ears, than avoid an unnecessary two-week story that wastes time and helps derail all the important things they claim to care about. I just hope they didn’t hear Bill O’Reilly order his “nigger juice” this morning.
As Americans, we’re all aware of the national crisis of childhood obesity. Specifically, I’m talking about the two porkers in the White House, Sasha and Melia. Every time I see them, I cringe at the increase in the White House food budget in this time of fiscal crisis. But for their own mom to call them out on it? Not that’s just fucking cruel. But look at what Michelle Obama had to say:
“We went to our pediatrician all the time. I thought my kids were perfect — they are and always will be — but he [the doctor] warned that he was concerned that something was getting off balance. I didn’t see the changes. And that’s also part of the problem, or part of the challenge. It’s often hard to see changes in your own kids when you’re living with them day in and day out. But we often simply don’t realize that those kids are our kids, and our kids could be in danger of becoming obese. We always think that only happens to someone else’s kid — and I was in that position.”
Guess we can stop looking for who to cast in the remake of “Mommie Dearest”. I always knew that she was Madame Mao, but I did realize Michelle had so much Livia Soprano in her. Thankfully liberals again helped out the Obama administration. I mean, to suggest that the way to combat childhood obesity is to make sure our children weigh less? And to think that saying Sasha and Malia had a slightly elevated BMI that was easily fixed with lifestyle changes years ago won’t cause them to throw up after every meal and start blowing every Secret Service agent that gives them the approval Mommy didn’t? It’s enough to make me use the R-word.