So, while I was enjoying a nice, relaxing Valentine’s Day weekend (The Dilemma is nothing if not a romancer), apparently Southwest Airlines kicked Kevin Smith off a flight because they claimed he was too fat to fit in a single seat.
Look, Kevin Smith is plump, but he’s probably not fat enough to require two seats on a plane. He didn’t deserve to be kicked off for his girth.
He did, however, deserve to be booted for crimes against humanity.
Cop Out, Clerks 2, Jersey Girl, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, etc., etc. The Southwest pilot on duty must have seen a couple of those films.
I think trial preparations are underway in The Hague as we speak.