Of all the many reasons I would never want to president (and really, that’s the only thing stopping me from becoming our nation’s leader — disinterest), one of the biggest would be having to pretend to care about shit I don’t care about. Like other people’s problems. But more to the point, about every single fucking industry, cottage industry and micro-industry that America can throw at me.
Barack Obama is…umm…maybe not quite as talented as some of our past presidents at pretending to care about the various tours and demonstrations he has to take part in. To wit, New York presents us with a slideshow of Obama feigning interest in mundane things. This is the best thing I’ve seen all day.