A Brief Review of the Marriage Ref

/holds pillow to face to muffle the sound of sobbing

/wipes tears away with filthy bedsheet

/snaps Seinfeld DVDs in half and attempts to slit wrists with the shards

/does some quick Internet research

/purchases and loads shotgun

/assumes the Cobain position, with barrel in mouth and toes on trigger

/has fleeting moment of doubt and regret

/remembers the parts with the stripper pole and the stuffed dog

/calmly waits for the sweet feeling of exploding metal in the back of my throat

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