Why LeBron’s Leaving

No, it’s not that the Nets got the third pick in the draft, missing out on Wall and Turner (although that helps the Bulls).

It’s that Cleveland is the equivalent of an annoying simpering girlfriend who repeats fifty times a day that she can’t believe she was able to find someone like you and keeps asking if you really love her, until you realize that she’s kind of annoying and has put on some pounds.

LeBron staying in Cleveland would be the equivalent of a pity marriage. That’s no way for a King to live.


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One response to “Why LeBron’s Leaving

  1. Musky Canadian Scent

    He should offer to stay if every one of the people appearing in that video commits public suicide.

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