Next Up: The Lawsuit

When we started this blog, we knew that fame and fortune wasn’t far behind. But never did we think that the sharks would circle as quickly and brazenly as this.

Ron Howard is filming a new movie. With Vince Vaughn and Winona Ryder. In Chicago.

It was initially called “What You Don’t Know”. But, obviously, Opie has been surfing the Interweb. The new title?

The Dilemma!!!

If I feel raped, I can only imagine how my colleague feels. If any lawyers out there want to work on commission, please don’t hesitate to contact us. And if Richie Cunningham will admit to reading this, we’ll be willing to settle for a night out with Ryder (for me) and Vaughn (for T.D.) Think about it.


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Filed under David Simon Cowell, Film Has AIDS

One response to “Next Up: The Lawsuit

  1. That’s only an acceptable settlement to me if Vaughn loses 25 pounds first.

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