“The Town,” Ben Affleck’s follow-up to “Gone Baby Gone,” opens this weekend, as Affleck tries to become to Boston what Barry Levinson is to Baltimore.
Through hours of meticulous research, Pop Culture Has AIDS has uncovered the moviegoer who is more excited than anyone else about “The Town” coming to his or her town. This individual has already purchased a ticket, and will be in line when the theater opens tomorrow.
Who is it?
It’s the bearded guy from the Sam Adams commercials!
Holy shit, the bearded guy from the Sam Adams commercials could not be more psyched to see “The Town.” For weeks, ever since the trailer was released, he’s been walking around the brewery, stirring his giant vats of Sam Adams Oktoberfest, doing what master beer craftsmen do, and repeating to himself over and over, “I’ll see you again — this side or the otha.”
The bearded guy from the Sam Adams commercials needs something good in his life right now, because he was incredibly shaken up by Tom Brady’s car accident last week.
He is also eagerly anticipating seeing Blake Lively speak with a Southie accent.