In which Ben Affleck’s character from The Town, Leonardo DiCaprio’s character from Shutter Island, Mark Wahlberg’s character from The Departed, Matt Damon’s character from Good Will Hunting, Robin Williams’ character from Good Will Hunting, Christian Bale’s character from the Fighter, and Tom Hanks’s character from Catch Me if You Can get together to watch a New England Patriots game.
INT. – ROBIN WILLIAM’S BASEMENT – DAY
WILL HUNTING (Damon), SEAN MAGUIRE (Williams), DICKY EKLUND (BALE), DOUG MACRAY (Affleck), SGT. DIGNAM (Wahlberg), CARL HANRATTY (Hanks), TEDDY DANIELS (DiCaprio) sit around on sectional couches, drinking Sam Adams and watching the Patriots take on the Green Bay Packers on Maguire’s 42″ standard definition television.
Thanks a lot for having us ovah for the Pats game, Sean.
After missing Game 6 of the ’75 World Series, I’m making sure never to miss another big sporting event evah. Go Pats! Tawmee Brady really has it this year.
Excuse me, Carl, can I ask you something?
What is it, Teddy?
Ah you a DOOLY APPOINTED FEDERAL MAHSHALL?
How’d you do it Frank? How did you cheat on the bar exam in Louisiana?
The Pats are gonna put the whole fackin’ AFC East in their rearview.
Hey Doug, do you like apples?
Your fuckin’ family’s dug into the Southie projects like ticks.
It’s not your fault!
Which would be worse, to live as a monster or die as a good man?
What is this, a Taster’s Choice moment between guys?
Holy shit, boys. Woodhead just scored a fackin’ touchdown!
WE LOVE DANNY WOODHEAD!