We Are All Arnold

Definitely a good, thoughtful, normal sentence on CNN Health today, in an article about negotiating monogamy (?):

With the demise of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver’s 25-year marriage making headlines, it’s hard not to wonder if long-term monogamy is possible or even practical.

“Indeed.” – Omar

If those two crazy kids can’t make it a quarter century without someone fucking a plump domestic staffer, what hope is there for the rest of us? What hope is there for marriage as a concept? Fuck. Depressing day.

Another good sentence:

My patients have taught me that sex – or a lack of it – is one of the major contributors to marital strife between longtime couples.

A sex therapist needed his patients to teach him that sex is important to a marriage? Can someone get me that sex therapist’s number pronto? I’m sure he’s the best in the biz. I hope my insurance covers him.

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