Randy “Macho Man” Savage died in a car accident today after suffering a heart attack at the wheel.
Savage was 58, which for a wrestler is like living to 130. He will at last be reunited with the Lovely Miss Elizabeth, who preceded Mr. Savage into Heaven by eight years. The truly tragic part? Savage missed out on The Rapture by one fucking day.
Savage was a great wrestler, and was a participant in my all-time favorite wrestling match (against Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat), but I think his true legacy will be his rap:
I can’t wait for next week, when Savage’s corpse is used in a WWE plotline. Maybe Triple H will rape it?