A looseleaf sheet of paper, dating back to the early Aughts, featuring a hand-drawn NCAA-style bracket of the 64 best seasons of reality television. Created by me.
The first season of Survivor won my imaginary competition. And we haven’t even gotten to the embarrassing part yet.
The season that Survivor beat in the “Final Four”? The first season of America’s Next Top Model.
Fuck you, I stand by Elyse.