Things That Have Happened During Peyton’s Streak

Finally, our long national nightmare is over. Finally, we are no longer under the thumb of a dictator, forced to sing his praises, cheered on by his media propaganda machine. Finally, we can smell the sweet air of freedom.

The last time Peyton Manning missed an Indianapolis Colts game was December 21, 1997 (and he wasn’t even in the NFL). Since then, the following things have occurred:

9/11
The U.S.S. Cole Bombing
The Monica Lewinsky Scandal
The Black Eyed Peas
The Asian Tsunami
The Japan Earthquake
Hurricane Katrina
Two And A Half Men
The Iraq War
The Afghanistan War
Asian Bird Flu
President George W. Bush
The Great Recession
The Internet Bubble
The Columbia Explosion
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull
Columbine
The Norway Attacks
Darfur
The Steroid Era
The Death Of Michael Jackson
The Birth Of Jaden Smith
The End Of All My Children
Peyton Manning Commercials

In fact, Osama bin Laden’s public career, from the bombings of the African embassies to his death, coincides almost exactly with Peyton Manning’s reign as Colts QB. Coincidence? I’ll leave that to you.

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