The 2011 Half-Assed, Half-Drunk, Bi-Continental Live Oscar Chat

You didn’t think little things like different timezones, different continents and different languages would stop us from our appointed rounds, did you?  Oscar Night is the biggest Pop Culture evening of the year… movies, television, music, fashion, all converge on the red carpet in Hollywood to spend four turgid hours locked in the Kodak Theatre together.  From the North American office in Chicago and the South American office in Cuenca, we used to magic of the internet and satellite to chronicle our every drunken thought.  As usual, the transcript has been edited and shortened for your sanity.