Grantland’s Headline Writers Need a Break

• Borussia Dortmund’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Season
• Eddie Murphy and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Opening Weekend
• Nicki Minaj and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Appropriation of Nazi Imagery
• The Blame Game: Why Alexander Needs to Accept Responsibility For His Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Trust me, I’m recommending this break from a place of love and understanding.